I thought this was a fun idea for a thread. Not being functional isn't really funny in and of itself, but I figure if I can find something to laugh about, it makes coping with it all a bit easier.

1) Dry Shampoo. Yes, I love this stuff. I really should buy stock in Batiste, LOL. Dry shampoo lets me get away with not showering for longer than I should. Heck, I don't even style my hair anymore. I just dry shampoo and go. "Of course I take care of my personal hygiene! Just look how fabulous…

1001 Ways To Appear Functional (even Though You're Not)