This is a venting thread. While polite conversation will not be frowned upon -although possibly told to go f*ck itself with a cactus- abject swearing, dire curses, and anatomical improbabilities are the orders of the day. No plot necessary, or explanations required.
Keep your invectives inline, people. Personal attacks on other members are never allowed, here or elsewhere in the forum. Aside from that; Let 'er rip!