Yes I am part of a family. Yes even the smallest family is essentially a political unit.
I have someone in my life who is SO negative, that when she tries to be optimistic, I think she is being sarcastic.
So we had a great big fight. It was like… She said, "Won't it be better when [medical procedure tomorrow] is done?"
I say, Yup, I guess so.
"Well, but it'll be so great!"
I say, Yup. G'night!
And I walk to my door to shut it.
Before the door is shut I get asked: "Why are you being so…