I've got a long track record of not keeping a job. Basically before the end of probation I just know they're going to let me go, always due to incompetence. Lack of focus, that one pissed off customer that wants to speak to the manager (despite being pretty good with almost all customers) or I have to ask more than once about something because I can't retain a damn thing some days.

So one employer asked my why I had such a spotty resume, I had no idea what to say. Well I did, but I figured…

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