I thought a thread of what you would like to really respond to your therapists cliches would be interesting.

I'll start:

–"How does that make you feel?"
'Like jumping out of this chair and smackin' you upside the head for asking me for the millionth time how something makes me feel!'

–"How's that workin' out for you?"
'Are you really supposed to be using sarcasm with me? That's the therapeutic model you're using…Sarcasm!?!':O_o:

–"What nice things are you going to do for yourself…

Responses To Your Therapist That You Will Probably Never Say